So How Does it Feel to be Chosen as Student of the Month?

For the month of November, Dan Roads and David White have been chosen as the teacher and student of the month respectively. This prestigious honor is rewarded to those who have displayed honor, commitment, hardworking attitude and a great deal of Christian behavior. Dan Roads has been chosen because of his charm and because of the exceptional teaching of Government/Econ class. He has just finished the government section of his curriculum and is now beginning the Economy section. David has been honored because his work on and off the football field. Recently, the Columbus Dispatch made him first team all district. But more importantly, his consistent Christ-like attitude has shown day to day. So: we are now at the long awaited interviews of Mr. Dan roads and David White.

Hello, David: do you mind if I ask you a few questions about your recent honor?
No, not at all
So how does it feel to be chosen as student of the month?
Feels good, baby
I’m glad, what characteristics do you think you posses that have won you this prestigious title?
Commitment, honor, and truth
All good qualities: what plans do you have now that you must represent this school as student of the month?
No comment
That’s alright: any promises for the students?
Not really, no
I’m sure they’ll be disappointed with that, Dave, what advice what you give to the next student of the month?
Try not to gloat about it
Good advice, any advice for your counterpart? (The teacher of the month)
Teach not as good
OK, so tell me about yourself, the students want to know about your personal life
I like to eat gyros, play halo 3; and Cheetos are good
Sounds like you’re living it up….any serious crimes to confess?
No, nothing to brag about
What do you like to do in your spare time?
Halo 3, and baking
A very fulfilling life you have there, what music do you like to listen to?
Modest Mouse, country
Any good movies lately?
No, I hate movies, there’s so much propaganda
So what are you looking to do after high school?
Anything but learn
So in one word could you please sum up your entire life?
Empty
Wow, that’s deep, thank you for your time, and have a good day.

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Hello Mr. Roads, you have been chosen as teacher of the month foe November, do you mind if I interview you about this title?
That’s fine
So how does it feel to be honored as teacher of the month?
Great
What advice would you give your runners up that you have so graciously beaten?
No comment
So how is your second year of teaching faring you at WC?
“Good”
Any favorite students you have in your two years?
No, I like them all
Any plans for the year to come?
Learn more
What is your favorite class to teach?
I like government/ econ
Tell me something the readers don’t know about Mr. Roads
I sleep with my eyes open
What aspect of teaching do you like?
Importance of government in real world
If you weren’t teaching what do you think you would be doing right now?
Looking for a good teaching job


What a choice for teacher and student of the month.